Laptop hunters are not helping:
Microsoft puts on a brave face as revenue dives
At the same time, its net income fell 29 percent. Attributing these declines to the softening PC and server markets, the company argued the stats still demonstrate efficiency during tough economic times.
Time to reboot (like I just did with my PC after some random WTF bsod).
Boing!
Microsoft’s Money Pit. Every Dollar Of Online Revenue Is Wiped Out By A Dollar Of Loss
Every business got hit hard, but the worst-performing business by far was the online business. It had the biggest operating loss of $732 million, which was $1 million more than its revenues of $731 million.
Microsoft may never make it online – it may be their waterloo. $1 billion is hard to make up, even for a monopoly:
Terrible quarter for Microsoft (MSFT), missing the Street’s revenue estimate by more than $1 billion on weakness across almost all of its business units.
Microsoft genius:
“Our business continued to be negatively impacted by weakness in the global PC and server markets,”
You don’t say.
Maybe XBOX and Zune are kicking ass:
The division posted a 25 percent drop in revenue, much greater than analysts had expected and steeper than the 2 percent decline reported during the first quarter. Entertainment and devices also posted its second consecutive quarterly loss; this time, of $130 million.
Why is Ballmer still CEO?
The company delivered operational efficiency and innovation in a difficult environment
Umm, no. You didn’t deliver shiaat. What Microsoft did deliver:
For Microsoft, first yearly revenue drop in its history as public company
Hoping for a white christmas:
Microsoft indicated that until Windows 7 is introduced on October 22, consumer and business sales in the “Client” division that includes Windows would lag overall PC growth.
Performance captured in a chart:

How do you get a $1.26B drop in Windows revenues? Is it all AIG and Lehman’s fault?

This story has run its course and soon, Microsoft will embark on the Oracle strategy: buying everything in sight! For example:
WSJ: Yahoo! Board Meeting Today About Microsoft Deal
Panic button has been hit.
By the way, don’t analysts need to adjust that terminal value?