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Eric Schmidt is getting a liver transplant!

July 11, 2009

Brian Caulfield returns with amazing analysis:

Google announced this week it will soon offer an operating system for PCs and netbooks, a move that pits Google squarely against Apple, whose business is built around its own OS X software. And that’s only the latest Apple business Google has aped.

Wow! Google had no idea what an OS was before Apple created Leopard.

What else has Google aped? A mobile OS? Google, of course, had no idea that a mobile “OS” existed before Schmidt got on APple’s board (even though the guy who created Android also created the Sidekick OS which pre-dated the iPhone)?  Also, let’s not forget Chrome the browser was stolen from Safari.

The two companies are accidental competitors. They just don’t seem to know it yet.

Apple has no idea that Android is competing with the iPhone. Or that its iWork online is competing with Google Apps. Or that its iDisk/MobileMe will compete with GDrive/Chrome OS. Or that iPhoto competes with Picasa. Steve Jobs and Eric Schmidt are so stupid.

I know where all this is headed

Apple’s pattern of offering hints and cryptic disclosures about founder Steve Jobs’ health–a campaign that cumulated in the revelation last month that Jobs had received a liver transplant in Memphis, Tenn., earlier this year–is said to have prompted aSecurities And Exchange Commission investigation.

Holy shit. Eric Schmidt is getting a liver transplant. Where did Schmidt get that idea? Hmm hmm.

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