Interesting theory:
Otay then.

What doesn’t crash won’t kill you. What could go wrong?
Consumer safety focused China eyes ’standing room’ airline
China’s Spring Airlines, in an effort to handle a growing number of passengers, is considering selling standing-room tickets. A spokesperson said the carrier has been mulling the idea since the beginning of the year.

It’s like watching an 80 year old act like a teenager. It doesn’t work:
And then they wonder why people don’t think of Microsoft as being cool. I need to gouge my eyes out now.