Q. Is Apple Revamping Its Laptop Line?
A: Yes, most probably.
Q. Apple in a bind over its DNS patch?
A: Ha ha, CNet made a tech funny. No.
Q. New iPod touch model revealed in iPhone OS 2.1?
A: Maybe. After all, the iPhone got an update.
Q. Do investors have a right to know about a CEO’s illness?
A: Perhaps.
Q. iPod nano 4G: a Zune-alike?
A: What’s a Zune?
Q. Next-Generation iPod nano to be Taller (Zune-Like)?
A: See above.
Q. What if Apple had conducted the ‘Mojave Experiment’?
A: It would be called iChoose.
Q. White iPhone 3Gs prone to hairline cracks?
A: Since its Adrian Kingsley Hughes asking the question, the answer is no (it’s a credibility thing).
Q. Should Apple introduce a version of Mac OS X for the OLPC?
A: No.
Q. Is Something Wrong with Apple?
A: Sure does seem like it since everyone keeps asking that same question.
Q. Something Special in our Future Macs?
A: No.
Q. Can Apple and the Mac mini learn from Dell’s Studio Hybrid?
A: I am sure there are always things to learn, but its not clearly evident. Fruity colors are back?
Q. How is Rogers really doing now that we have the iPhone?
A: Not well?
Q. 10m iPhones soon?
A: Yes, if soon includes end of the year.
Q. Apple with PA licenses ARM technology for mobile devices?
A: No. Not true. Actually, I have no idea.
Q. ARM confirms architecture licensee is handset maker; is it Apple?
A: Check with Dell. See above.
Q. Apple Says MobileMe Is Up….. But Is The Damage Done?
A: As far as Techmeme & Digg consumers are concerned, yes.
Q. How Do I Clone My New 3g Apple Iphone With My Old Apple iPhone?
A: Dock it.
Q. iPod Air: Rotating Dock And Inductive Recharging?
A: Neato! They got some physicists down there in Infinity Loop.
Jeopardy style
A: This is not a joke: Dell hires Rob Enderle to consult on new iPod killer.
Q. What buffoon can Dell hire to compete effectively with the iPod in a saturated market?
