Apple & related articles: rapid answer session

From Macsurfer pages:

Q. Is Apple becoming Microsoft?
A: No

Q. Do I Need Virus Protection for My New Mac?
A: No, not really. Just use common sense.

Q. Could iTunes users suffer the same fate as Yahoo Music users if iTunes were to fail?
A: Yes. Take precautions.

Q. Has Apple bitten off more than it can chew?
A: No. The chewing is slow and deliberate.

Q. Is Intel’s Atom CPU Shortage Due To Apple?
A: No.

Q. MacBook Touch Closer Than We Think?
A: No.

Q. Is Apple slipping?
A: No. More sliding than slipping.

Q. Mac tablet rumor: True or just hot Air? E-book boost ahead?
A: hot Air. No, to E-book boost,

Q. Are Things Going Rotten at Apple?
A: No.

Q. Is Steve Jobs’ doctor an insider?
A: Whaa?

Q. iPhone 3G shortage a good thing for Apple?
A: Hmm, no.

Q. Is Apple The Worst Company Ever At Public Relations?
A: No, not the worst.

Q. What has Microsoft ever done right?
A: I am sure there’s something.

Q. In Hindsight: Is the Microsoft-Yahoo saga finally over?
A: No. Yes. No. yes. No. No. Yes.

Q: If Microsoft Opens the Xbox Is an App Store for Apple TV Next?
A: Maybe.

Jeopardy style:

A: We’re Really Sorry, Says Apple, Really We Are.
Q. Is Apple sorry?

Late entry:

Q. What does this mean for corporate users of Apple for whom switching costs are high? Can Apple continue innovating in Job’s absence?
A: Nothing. Yes.