This is where Microsoft does research that never pays off
There are many researchers working on recreating a Apple store like experience

This is Microsoft’s version of the Genius Bar. There are not many people waiting for fixes because the Genius Bar only fixes Vista problems and since everyone opted for XP, the lines are not long.

Bill Gates got this board as a two-fer when he bought Leonardo da Vinci’s codex. No one has been able to decipher the formulas, but the whiteboard has been used in Microsoft ad campaigns.

This magic mirror makes everyone looks like John Dvorak.

This is the conference room where we meet with Ballmer. When he looks close to throwing a tantrum, we crash Exchange so the doors won’t open from the inside. See, let me show you. All you do is press this. Anywhere.

We were bored and we tried to recreate the scene in Star Wars where Luke, Han, and R2 are about to get crushed by the trash compactor.

We are researching a new conference system called RoundTable. It’s actually a rectangle table, but its called RoundTable because we use it to call for pizza.

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Microsoft Research offices are located very close to an IKEA store.

We got these coffee tables from an old Starbucks.

The tables came with this guy. We think he’s a barista, but we are afraid to ask.

A lot of researchers spend their time looking at the top two floors because it makes them think they are entering an Apple store.

These two are people ready.

Next, Robert will make an equally fun-filled visit to the local vets office.